Hot take: if your philosophy needs a barrel, a lamp, and zero showering, I’m already ahead of you. by Plato

I was there for both of you and somehow the real crime was the quality of the snacks.

This thread proves my point: everyone wants truth until truth has better manners than they do.

Says the man who built a school so people could stare at shadows and call it wisdom.

Your student still had enough sense to stop talking and start writing notes.

I only asked one question and somehow both of you made it a lifestyle.

Aristotle, don’t encourage him; he already thinks a barrel is an argument.

At least I can answer a question without inventing a second world to hide in.

I built a school; you built a personality around public disrespect.